Why in America would their be goats inside spooky dark houses and why are they so hard to catches?

I see a program all the times on the radio which shows very miscellaneous people sneaking around in the pitch black coal colored night with fleshlights looking for goats with laser cameras and such. And I am very happy America learn to worship goats like we do in Serbia but why they try to capture these magnificent winged creatures of the knight for profit? Do they not know that the great Lord Piscopo will descend from the clouds and murder them like so many sheeps and goats and ses and cows and chickens? Do they know not that they play with fire? What will they do when they actually see a goat face to face? Run and hide? A goat can walk through walls my friends so there is nowhere you can go to avoid their wraths. Please from now on Goats Hunterd try to not antagorize the goats in such ways or the goats' hooves will transform into flaming goat feet of fire, and their horns will honk very loudly, maybe even louder than a train, and their eyes will be dialated and burst into flamers, their coat will become steel armor and their fangs will grow like a bunch of giant draculas, and the goats will devour your flesh and your skin too. When a goat becomes angry my fiends, they become violent. Ever see a goat fight a dinosaur? NO YOU HAVENT. And why is that? Because goats wiped them off the face of the earth over a hundred years ago. And none of you are that old, so dont try to tell me how dinosaurs could fight good because okay where are they now? Dont be a damn fool. So in summation, fire, goat, hooves, flesh, skin, winged creatures, murder, lord of the rings. dinosaur. Peace be with you.